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Martin: Milo! Dinner!

2
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[ Sighs ]

3
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What could you possibly be
sighing about at your age?

4
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Whooping cough
is going around.

5
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Was that a whoop?
Sounded kind of whoopish.

6
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It's "Grandparents' Day"
at school next week.

7
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I know. We're all set.
My dad is --

8
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A dud.

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No offense, but the guy's
a walking golf shirt.

10
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Just a super bland person

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who's led
an incredibly uneventful life.

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Milo!

13
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[ Laughing ] That --
That's not nice.

14
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Or true!

15
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My dad is
very interesting.

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I might even say
he's fascinating.

17
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How so?

18
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Did my dad
ever tell you

19
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about how much a hamburger cost
when he was your age?

20
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That's not
gonna cut it.

21
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I wish your dad
wasn't dead.

22
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Oh, he's not.

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He's just dead to me.

24
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Now, that's interesting.

25
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None of you kids
remember Grampa Brock?

26
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I kinda do.

27
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How come you guys
don't talk anymore?

28
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Well, it's part of
a long-standing tradition

29
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with the men
in my family.

30
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My dad didn't
talk to his dad,

31
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and his father
disowned his,

32
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and so on
and so forth.

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Wait, does --
does that mean --

34
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Probably. Yeah.

35
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I mean, I'm gonna
want to talk to you.

36
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You're just not
gonna want to talk to me.

37
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You'll see.

38
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Interesting.

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I talk to my family.

40
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So, do we each
get one relative

41
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we can reject
when we're older?

42
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Lots of great candidates,
but...

43
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I'm leaning towards...
Mae!

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Just call him, Dad.
You'll feel better.

45
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Ha! You really
don't remember him, huh?

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You should be happy
that you have one grandfather

47
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who's willing and able
to participate.

48
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Can I at least say he was
part of a cult or something?

49
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No,
but you can tell people

50
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he once saw Garry Shandling
at the airport.

51
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Not true.
Half-truth.

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'Cause it turned out
it wasn't Garry Shandling,

53
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but your grandpa said
it looked exactly like him.

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♪♪

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♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪

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♪ Keep giving me love
to find a way ♪

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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel ♪

58
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♪ I just need someone to say
everything's okay ♪

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♪ Everything's okay ♪

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-- Captions by VITAC --

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Okay, so, if I add
vacation pay...

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brings us to...

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negative $1,200.

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We're bleeding money, baby.

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[ Coos ]

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♪♪

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[ Line ringing ]

68
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I-It's Lisa.
She's on the FaceTime.

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Oh. Was there
a wildfire?

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Ask her. Ask her.

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No. No.

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There was no fire,
no earthquake, no mudslide.

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Just...
financial ruin.

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I just wanted
to let you guys know...

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...not to turn my room
into a solarium, because --

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Oh, it's happening!

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[ Laughing ] Oh, I'm so glad
we bought the crib!

78
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Honey, we're gonna
get a bassinet. I think --

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[ Cellphone beeps ]

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[ Annie crying ]

81
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Annie, no.

82
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You are gonna love Idaho.

83
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[ Annie coos ]

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Until you realize
other places exist.

85
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[ Voice breaking ]
Then you're gonna hate it.

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[ Fusses ]

87
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You're gonna hate it
so much, Annie.

88
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Frank: Oh, man!

89
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FJ rocks so hard!

90
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[ Laughs ]

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I'm serious.
He is just aces!

92
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Yeah.

93
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Hey, I got
a little work to do.

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Mind if I set up
on the table?

95
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No.

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I'm gonna listen to this podcast
that Lena told me about.

97
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Podcasts! [ Chuckles ]
What a world! [ Laughs ]

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Mm.

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[ FJ cooing ]

100
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Female narrator:
The cities change,

101
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but the pattern
stays the same --

102
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a handsome man
with Southern charm

103
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romances a complete stranger

104
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then slowly takes control
of her money,

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her family, her life.

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Investigators called him
the "Silver Stalker,"

107
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but many of his victims didn't
even know his last name.

108
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They simply knew him
as...Frank.

109
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[ Ominous chord strikes ]

110
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That's crazy, right?

111
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I mean, Frank is not
the Silver Stalker.

112
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No!

113
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You're not dating America's
most popular sociopath.

114
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Frank is
a Pasadena dad.

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The guy from the podcast
is a drifter.

116
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Yeah, but mine could've
drifted here from Pasadena.

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He could've drifted over.

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Is that a rib?

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♪♪

120
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Should he be
eating solids already?

121
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Kid was born
with a full set of teeth.

122
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What do you want me
to do?

123
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I know, but --
Lena, please.

124
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FJ is capable of making
his own food choices.

125
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And today,
he chose tangy,

126
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Kansas City-style
barbecue.

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♪♪

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If he was the Stalker,

129
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he probably wouldn't
be dumb enough

130
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to still go by "Frank,"
right?

131
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Although it would be
the perfect way

132
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to throw people
off his scent.

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It's a fun podcast,
right?

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♪♪

135
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[ Laughs ]

136
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♪♪

137
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Ooh, yeah, baby.

138
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Remove it.

139
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"Remove it"?

140
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Yeah. Isn't that
what you say?

141
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Like, to a stripper?

142
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I certainly
wouldn't know.

143
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Good answer.

144
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Now remove it.

145
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Mm-hmm.

146
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Mm, mm...

147
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Maybe don't.
[ Laughs ]

148
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So, listen, I was thinking
about what Mae said,

149
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and I called Charmayne.

150
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Who?

151
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Your cousin Randy's
second wife?

152
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[ Groans ]

153
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She gave me
your dad's contact info!

154
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Lena...

155
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Just in case
you change your mind!

156
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[ Shower water running ]
I won't.

157
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Honestly, if I want
to be ridiculed,

158
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I could just
stop by Mae's room.

159
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But he's family.

160
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Don't you think it's sad

161
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that you don't have
a relationship with your dad?

162
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Come on, Lena.
You've met the guy.
He's a selfish jerk.

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He blew off our wedding
'cause it was trout season.

164
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How would you feel
if one of our kids grew up

165
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and refused
to talk to you?

166
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Well, if it were
because I was a toxic person

167
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who made them
chronically unhappy,

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I guess I'd understand.

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But I don't refuse
to talk to him.

170
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It's not like
he's beating down my door.

171
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[ Doorbell rings ]

172
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Brock!

173
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What are you doing here?

174
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Sorry for your loss,
Lena.

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I told him Dad died
so he would come.

176
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Now, this is
what I'm talking about.

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You should see the other grandpa
I've been working with.

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Martin's not dead?

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♪♪

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Oh, geez.

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Hi, Pa.

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Just figures.

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No way Mr. Hollywood here
would have the balls

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to do anything
to get himself killed.

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I'm sorry.

186
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Are you mocking me
for not getting killed?

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[ Scoffs ]

188
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Oh. Almost forgot.

189
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[ Grunts ]

190
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Caught this little baby
on the drive down here.

191
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Oh, my goodness!

192
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Brock, look at the size
of that thing!

193
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Aw, come on.

194
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Can we eat it
for dinner, Pa?

195
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Don't call him
that.

196
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Why don't I go gut it?

197
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Uh, yes.

198
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Uh, Milo, take your Grampa Brock
around back

199
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so he doesn't get his
giant fish juice in the house.

200
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♪♪

201
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So, the nurse says, "You wanna
know what you're having?"

202
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So I say, "Sure."
So she says --

203
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"Congratulations.
It's a girl."

204
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[ Laughter ]
Milo: A girl?!

205
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But Dad's a boy!

206
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Not according
to medical science.

207
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Okay.
It's a common mistake.

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It happens all the time
with ultrasounds.

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I mean, I painted
his room peach.

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Peach!

211
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[ Laughter ]

212
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Anyway, that's...

213
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my favorite
Martin story.

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Oh!
There you go, folks.

215
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Nothing I've done while alive
can compete with the time

216
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they couldn't find
my fetal penis in an ultrasound.

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Couldn't find it...
[ Laughter ]

218
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...at all.
Okay.

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I mean, Mae, come on.

220
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I'll allow it.

221
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It just so happens

222
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that I would have loved
a peach room.

223
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Okay? Peach is
one of my favorite colors.

224
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And fruits.

225
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God bless.

226
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I don't have a problem
with any, you know, groups.

227
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And you two...

228
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Enjoy the fish.

229
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We will.
Thank you?

230
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So, what are you doing
these days, kid?

231
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You still working
at that car rental place?

232
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The place that I worked at
one summer during high school?

233
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm still --
still there, Pa.

234
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Mm.
Martin works
for Forager.

235
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No [bleep]!
Yeah.

236
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That place that sells the heated
tents to metrosexuals?

237
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You really instilled a love
of the outdoors in Martin.

238
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You must feel so proud that
he's followed in your footsteps.

239
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He didn't follow
in my footsteps, okay?

240
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I wouldn't take a leak on
Forager gear if it was on fire.

241
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And I love
taking leaks on fires.

242
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Tell me about it!

243
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Forager makes top-of-the-line
survival gear, okay?

244
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We did a company retreat
in Yosemite.

245
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Yeah, so they could sell
those overpriced canteens

246
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that are probably
made in Bangladesh.

247
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No offense.

248
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Y-You think
we're from Bangladesh?

249
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I don't want
any trouble, okay?

250
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You shoving off
after dinner, Pa?

251
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What?! No! He has to stay
for Grandparents' Day!

252
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Please, Grampa Brock?

253
00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,076
Aw, I don't want
to be a burden, Mijo.

254
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,677
His name is Milo.

255
00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,079
It wouldn't be
a burden.

256
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,715
But maybe in the garage --
you know,

257
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just so that we're not
all crowded under one roof.

258
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I don't need
anything fancy.

259
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Well, it's not fancy.
It's a garage.

260
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But it's the perfect place
to house family.

261
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,960
And nothing's
more important, right?

262
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,830
♪♪

263
00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,499
Martin was so upset,
he left right after dinner --

264
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,802
said he needed
to clear his head.

265
00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,703
He went for a run
in his jeans.

266
00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,038
Oof.

267
00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:36,009
Seriously, Dad,
compared to him, you were...

268
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,977
Sorry --
who's a famously good dad?

269
00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:39,345
Billy Ray Cyrus.

270
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,681
Really?

271
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,750
I feel like the jury's
still out on that one.

272
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,118
Oh, no.
He nailed it. Yeah.

273
00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,420
Well, Ray Cyruses aside,
I don't want the kids

274
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,989
thinking it's okay
to turn your back on family.

275
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,357
I mean, look at us!

276
00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,626
Look at how tight-knit
our group is, right?

277
00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,497
Right?!

278
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,400
So rude!
Maya, say "Right"!

279
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,502
Right.
[ Scoffs ] Why'd you even
come on this walk

280
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,971
if you were just gonna listen
to that stupid podcast?

281
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,773
You're driving yourself
nuts.

282
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,342
Okay. Got to run.
Bye.

283
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,310
Bye, doll.

284
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,045
What if
I'm not nuts?

285
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,981
The Silver Stalker has
a razor-sharp jawline

286
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,449
and oppressive positivity,

287
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,986
and he preys on
the desperate and strange.

288
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,255
[ Laughing ] I mean...

289
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,890
You're doing it again.

290
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,325
You are sabotaging
your relationship

291
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,860
because you're afraid
to be happy.

292
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,696
Look, there's got to be a way
to prove it isn't him.

293
00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:32,365
Didn't the Silver Stalker
have some weird phobias?

294
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,800
I don't know.
I didn't finish it.

295
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,302
Dogs! He's deathly afraid
of dogs!

296
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,138
That's how they almost
caught him in Fort Collins.

297
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,741
Dad, could I borrow Dander
for, like, an hour?

298
00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,610
Frank: Ooh, hold on!

299
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,911
Don't come any closer.

300
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,913
I knew it.
You're afraid of dogs!

301
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,515
Afraid of dogs?

302
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:49,449
Heck no, girl.

303
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,384
That's man's best friend
right there!

304
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,053
I'm just super allergic.

305
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,755
Allergic?

306
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:56,890
Ohh.
[ Dander whines ]

307
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,858
He's a heart-melter,
isn't he?

308
00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,827
[ Baby voice ]
Oh, yes, you are!

309
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,662
You're such a cutie!

310
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,631
Oh, G-- Oh, G--

311
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,568
[ Normal voice ] Okay.
I'm going in.

312
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,736
All right.

313
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:13,273
Now...I'm gonna rash out hard.
That's a given.

314
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,008
But if I stop breathing,
I'm gonna need you

315
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,776
to punch a hole
right here in my trach.

316
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,244
Okay?

317
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:21,514
Now, if I flatline, I need you
to bring me back with this

318
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,016
and then...

319
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,451
give me two of these.

320
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:28,187
Now, once I return
to this plane,

321
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,822
I'm gonna beg you
to let me sleep.

322
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,457
You must not
let me sleep.

323
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,693
Now, I'm gonna say all kinds of
things and I'm gonna act normal.

324
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,528
I'm gonna be like,
"What's the big deal?
It's just a little sleep.

325
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,897
I'll be fine, girl" --
but I won't be.

326
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,567
I'll never wake.

327
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,702
[ Baby voice ] That's right!
I'm never gonna wake up!

328
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,903
[ Normal voice ] Okay.

329
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,905
Come here, boy!
Come here!

330
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,641
Aah! No, no, Frank!
No!

331
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,577
Dang!

332
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,179
Look how protective
you are of me.

333
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,214
Oh, I love it!

334
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,950
I picked a good one.

335
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,252
♪♪

336
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,554
You know, I haven't
been on a dog-less walk

337
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,422
in quite a while.

338
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,557
It's kind of nice --
mellow.

339
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,225
I can go any which way.

340
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,627
Crap!

341
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,532
Okay, well,
she hasn't seen you yet.

342
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,267
You could duck
behind that tree with me.

343
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,635
Dad, no!

344
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,271
You know, I've been
avoiding seeing her

345
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,373
ever since you got in my head
about that whole Martin thing.

346
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,543
I'm gonna go say "hi."

347
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,478
Well, I'm not.
I'll call you later.

348
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,919
Lisa.

349
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,554
Hey, can I help you
with that?

350
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,588
Uh, thanks.

351
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,423
What are you doing?
Skipping town?

352
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,328
Oh, you actually are.

353
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:45,131
I tried.
I really did.

354
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,933
And the extra support
from you guys helped,

355
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,169
but I'm just
drowning in expenses.

356
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,872
And juggling a new job
and a new baby.

357
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,607
I get it.

358
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,209
♪♪

359
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,444
He's gonna be mad, huh?

360
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,613
Not mad -- sad.

361
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,384
Thank you
for everything, Lena.

362
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:08,454
♪♪

363
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,556
Hey.

364
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:17,397
♪♪

365
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,799
Come say goodbye
before you leave?

366
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:25,972
♪♪

367
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,341
I mean, you acknowledge
that he's a miserable
son of a bitch, right?

368
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,909
You see that?
Oh, totally.

369
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,944
Yeah, and in
my entire adult life,

370
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:34,247
he has not done
one nice thing for me.

371
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,916
I mean, why is he still
even here? Huh?

372
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,419
When he found out I wasn't dead,
why didn't he just leave?

373
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,487
Lisa's moving back
to Idaho.

374
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,556
What?

375
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,792
I ran into her
loading up her car.

376
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,960
Well, was she planning
on telling me?

377
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,563
I think maybe she's
working her way up to it.

378
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,800
I don't believe this.

379
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,936
Well, what are we
gonna do?

380
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,238
I guess we...

381
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,240
look into flights
to Idaho,

382
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,742
plan a visit.

383
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,777
Okay. Wow.

384
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,947
You seem like you've...
made your peace with it.

385
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,918
Well, hey.

386
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:15,922
Look, no one fought harder
to keep Lisa here than me.

387
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,157
In the end, I think
this was the choice

388
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,826
she was always gonna make.

389
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,795
So that's it?

390
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,664
Unless you have
another idea.

391
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,833
I think we just

392
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,036
have to let the chips fall
where they may.

393
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,538
♪♪

394
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,009
[ Door closes ]

395
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,177
Hey!

396
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,746
So, how was
Grandparents' Day?

397
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,048
He killed it.
We totally won.

398
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,616
I'm sure
it wasn't a competition.

399
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,618
Not by the time
we got finished with it.

400
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,187
I'm gonna be shoving off soon.
Is Martin around?

401
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,522
I got something
for him.

402
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,224
Brock,
you got Martin a gift?

403
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,226
Ah...
That's so sweet.

404
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,727
Show her.

405
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,499
[ Snorts, laughs ]

406
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,534
Let me guess --
Dad?

407
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,169
[ Laughs ]

408
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,904
Dad even had a girl name.

409
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,905
Milo, it's not nice --

410
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,973
It was Gwen!

411
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,474
Gwen?
Mom!

412
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,277
I can't believe
you went out of your way

413
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,247
just to have a poster made
in order to humiliate him.

414
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,115
I didn't
go out of my way.

415
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,551
There's a Kinko's
right across the street
from the kid's school.

416
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:23,990
♪♪

417
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,025
Hiding from Grampa Brock?

418
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,126
No.

419
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,494
But is he gone yet?

420
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,762
Almost.

421
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,532
With all due respect,
your dad is a macho jerk.

422
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,368
Ohh. Believe me --
I know.

423
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,570
Well, now I get why you are
the way that you are.

424
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,973
What are you talking about?
How am I?

425
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,074
Oh, come on, Dad.

426
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,409
Always trying
to convince me

427
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,610
that I'm not supposed
to have feelings,

428
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,946
and when I do,
not to show them?

429
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,681
I don't do that.

430
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,982
Are you kidding?

431
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,084
That's the majority
of the advice you've given me.

432
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,085
[ Sighs ]

433
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,754
[ Chuckles ] Great.

434
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,089
That's great.
So I'm -- I'm like him?

435
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,357
What? No!

436
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,493
You're nothing like him.

437
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,462
That's how I know
we'll still talk when I'm older.

438
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,833
You'd never walk away
from your kids without a fight.

439
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,234
I wouldn't.

440
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,369
You got a divorce
and didn't walk away.

441
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,706
Yeah, I didn't.
That's exactly right.

442
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,108
Yes.

443
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,410
Thank, Mace.

444
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,917
Maya,
are you robbing me?

445
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,853
Don't hurt me.
Just go.

446
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,689
W-Why would I hurt you?
You're my squeeze, girl!

447
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,823
[ Exhales sharply ]

448
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,525
What are you hiding?!

449
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,626
Hiding?

450
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,294
Nothing.
I'm an open book.

451
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:39,165
Go through my stuff --
pockets, e-mails, Venmo feed.

452
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,733
It's public.

453
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,869
So you're not
the Silver Stalker?

454
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,237
The podcast guy?

455
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,038
He's in jail,
serving a life sentence.

456
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,573
Didn't you Google him?

457
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,543
I didn't want
any spoilers.

458
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,579
I respect that.

459
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,214
Okay, let me
get this straight.

460
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,682
If you're not...

461
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,651
pretending to be
the nicest guy in the world,

462
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,253
then you're...

463
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,522
actually the --
the nicest guy in the world?

464
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,125
[ Chuckles ]

465
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:15,001
♪♪

466
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,168
Girl...

467
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,803
I'm gonna murder you
in your sleep.

468
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:20,172
[ Both laugh ]

469
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,642
♪♪

470
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,910
Well...

471
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,711
sorry I missed him.

472
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,813
Say goodbye for me,
will you, Stringbean?

473
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,148
Will do.

474
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,119
Oh, and, um...

475
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,520
make sure he gets this.

476
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,956
Why are you
so hard on him?

477
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,291
Huh?

478
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,192
All you do
is make fun of him.

479
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,662
Is that why you dressed him up
in girl clothes --

480
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,730
so you could tease him about it
for the rest of his life?

481
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,965
No.

482
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,600
It's just
that your grandma and I

483
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,001
didn't have
a whole lot of money

484
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,538
and we couldn't afford
a second set of clothes.

485
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,974
We were worried about
putting food on his plate.

486
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:58,644
That actually sounds...
pretty rough.

487
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,112
Yeah.

488
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,782
Why didn't you just
return the girl clothes?

489
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,718
I guess I could've
done that, but...

490
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,954
you know, returning stuff's
kind of gay.

491
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,690
Bye, Grampa.

492
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,824
Hold on.

493
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,259
Do me a favor,
will you?

494
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,628
Tell your old man
that, uh...

495
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,464
I once had a pair of gloves
from Forager.

496
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:23,636
♪♪

497
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,571
Make sure you tell him...

498
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,373
they were
pretty good gloves.

499
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,575
Don't tell him they were great
gloves, 'cause they weren't.

500
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,776
That'd be a lie.

501
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,713
Just, uh,
say they were decent.

502
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,782
I'm sure that'll mean
the world to him.

503
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,418
Yeah.

504
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,155
All right.

505
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,523
♪♪

506
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,397
Oh!
Hey, there you are!

507
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,466
You were gone so long,
we started to get worried.

508
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,668
[ Sighs ] I went
to go talk to Lisa.

509
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,470
Babe, look at me.

510
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,206
I fixed it.

511
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,674
Fixed what?

512
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,875
I thought about
what you said.

513
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,144
About the chips
falling where they may?

514
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,881
No. No, about the garage
being the perfect place...

515
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,150
For cars? And storage?

516
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,252
What? No.

517
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,720
No, for family.

518
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,789
Okay, see, I feel like,
more recently,

519
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,190
I have been talking
about the chips.

520
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:22,228
Lisa and Annie should
move into the garage.

521
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,397
Martin, that's crazy.

522
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,931
Babe, it's gonna
help them out financially,

523
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,501
we get to be close by
and -- and -- and help.

524
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,603
Martin, she would never.
I've offered.

525
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,104
She didn't even
want to stay here

526
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,440
for one night during
the blackout, so I highly doubt

527
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,476
that she's gonna suddenly
move in just because --

528
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,882
...you asked her.

529
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,184
Hi.

530
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,719
Hi.

531
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,855
♪♪

532
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,457
Look,
I don't want the kids

533
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,125
not talking to me
when they grow up.

534
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,960
Any of them.

535
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,762
And that includes Annie.

536
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,532
I want to be
a part of their lives.

537
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,669
Lisa: We said it would
just be for a short while.

538
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,606
Until, um...

539
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,408
till I get through
this rough patch.

540
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,277
Of course. Yeah.

541
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,480
Just, whatever...
you guys need.

542
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,051
Okay, I'm just, uh, gonna
get 'em set up in the garage.

543
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,152
Yeah.

544
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,222
[ Jackson Browne's
"Doctor My Eyes" plays ]

545
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:28,160
♪♪

546
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,862
Welcome home.

547
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,764
♪♪

548
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,501
♪ Doctor, my eyes
have seen the years ♪

549
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,437
♪ And the slow parade of fears ♪

550
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,905
♪ Without crying ♪

551
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:44,577
♪ Now I want to understand ♪

552
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,780
♪ I have done all that I could ♪

553
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,249
♪ To see the evil
and the good ♪

554
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,717
Martin, what's wrong?

555
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,552
You cheatin' on me
with that Russian contractor?

556
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,387
Are you
from the South now?

557
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,323
[ Laughter ]

558
00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:01,594
♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪

559
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,963
♪ Tell me what is wrong ♪

560
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,866
♪ Was I unwise ♪

561
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,168
♪ To leave them open
for so long? ♪

562
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,202
[ Screams ]

563
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:19,979
♪♪

564
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,983
Anyway...

565
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,419
♪♪


